boy: hi
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i said hi not suck my dick

one third of me: I want a boyfriend/girlfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

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